谷仓惊魂

一个美国家庭继承了挪威山区一座偏僻的小木屋，实现了他们落叶归根的梦想，但却没想到有一个惊喜也在等着他们。

An American family fulfills their dream of moving back after inheriting a remote cabin in the mountains of Norway.
With ambitious plans to open a bed-and-breakfast, Bill and his family relocate from sunny California to snowy Norway to live the Norwegian Dream. But there's more to Uncle Eric's house than meets the eye. After all, the locals never believed the eccentric recluse died from a fall. To further complicate matters, as if trying to stay positive and make things happen weren't challenging enough, the blissful newcomers encounter what people call a "nisse", an outlandish discovery just before Christmas Eve. Logic denies it, but there's something in the barn. And, strange as it may sound, some houses come with instructions. If your life depended on it, wouldn't you follow three simple rules?

点评

泛泛 于 2023-12-06 09:58:50 发表：
圣诞合家欢恐怖喜剧，其中阴阳美国持枪挺搞的
张咏轩Wayne® 于 2023-12-07 22:37:21 发表：
复刻《小鬼当家》的恶搞题材，几乎没有逻辑支撑，只沉溺在弱智的轻血浆对峙戏码，僵尸不是僵尸，精灵不像精灵，就是圣诞夜人类无聊的打地鼠游戏性质，夸张又幼稚，无脑又浅薄，爆米花都称不上的电视电影类别，能轻易被人类大爱征服，见风转舵出卖同类的粗野童话，刀枪棍棒一身灰，拍拍尘土手牵手心连心美妙圣诞夜，把观众当白痴的合家欢劣质春晚。★
橱窗外的大怪兽 于 2023-12-10 01:06:46 发表：
Theres.Something.In.The.Barn.2023.2160p.4K.WEB.x265.10bit.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]
梦之安魂曲 于 2023-12-21 21:20:36 发表：
除了画质外，这拍得简直像是40年前的电影。儿童向，俗套又不好看。
momo 于 2024-01-02 22:37:51 发表：
2分给画面和音乐，本来看画面以为会是个很精彩的片子，结果……只是从美国怪换成挪威怪而已！
十九。 于 2023-12-10 04:13:57 发表：
美国人把挪威拍的比他们还蠢哈哈哈。奴隶elf。